Halllooo! My name is Helene, also known as Helen with an e, Evil Edna, or as my mum calls me… ratbag.
I am originally from a posh sounding place (but it’s not really) called Ashby–de–la zouch but now live by the sea in Cornwall.
I flippin love;
- Sunday mornings
- Finding heart shaped rocks on the beach
- Second breakfasts
- Dancing around in my pyjamas
- Climbing up rocks
- Making dens with my small human
I really do not like;
- Getting out of my bed
- Being woken at least 12 times in the night
- Driving in the rain
- Foxes wearing clothing especially waistcoats *shudder*
- To eat animals